Operations archive // Slocum, Texas

The field reports survived.

Briefings, photographs, and questionable tactical decisions from Fort Jordan have been recovered and returned to active duty.

Blood. Beer. Balls.

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Dispatches from base command

31Aug2002 02:30 CDT

The Fort Jordan Reconnaissance Photos are up! You can check out the galleries at the links below. Take a look and let me know what you think. A giant Fort Jordan thank you goes to Thomas Copeland for putting together these recon pics.

Towards the end of Gallery 2, you will see the the newest edition to the Fort Jordan training facility; Three Beer Field. It's called that because it took Dennis 3 beers to mow the whole thing. Another giant Fort Jordan thank you goes to Craig Jordan, Dennis Phillips, and Greg Bagley for putting forth the time, energy, resources, and creativity to come up with this new field.

Over the next few weeks I plan on updating both  galleries so they better fit the look and feel of FortJordan.com. If you have more pictures that are not on the site, then send them my way. If getting a good look at the carnage has finally pushed you over the edge, and you are ready to join some bad ass muthas on the field, let me know. We are always looking for more real men to meet the Fort Jordan challenge.

21Aug2002 23:30 CDT

We are gearing up for an exciting Fall at Fort Jordan. We will have more new players, more new fields, more new games, and more new prizes. The dates that we are considering for the Fall 2002 War Games are:

  • September 20, 21, and 22
  • October 4, 5, and 6
  • October 18, 19, and 20

You can help us by RSVPing for these dates or suggesting new ones if these don't work for you.

If you are interested in helping us put together this Fall's activities, let me know. The Fall Setup Session is Saturday, August 31 through Sunday, September 1. We can use your help building new paintball fields, clearing brush, and cutting firewood. Food and drink will be provided; all you need to bring is your muscle.

Let me know if you have any questions and I'll see you at Fort Jordan this Fall.

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